Reattachment

Hohmaygaleeehhh!!! It's August!

Wakekekek.

After four months of disconnection from the non-residents of Malate, I'm bacccckkkkkkk!!!

Well, not entirely. I just finally found the time to add something in my almost obsolete journal. As if anyone reads them anyway.

After a month of our freaking monday to sunday schedule (yes, we have classes from Monday to Saturday, then a 12-hour hospital duty on Sundays.) I'm still in one piece. I cannot believe I was able to survive a month of not going home to BF. I feel detached from the world of fun, though I must admit, the toxicity strangely appeals to me... (HAHAHA!) Joke lang. Actually, the idea of finishing thirty six hours of duty and finishing my requirements makes me want to burst with joy. And besides, this is only the beginning. I still have five and a half semesters and two summers to go. WEEEEE!!!!!!

So I apologize to my non-existent readers because after a week I start again a rotation of duty. I finished OB-Ward in Pasig City General Hospital (Adik sa LOCHIA!!! *research what it means ;p ) , so next we're off to White Cross (pm shift). Holy kamote. The super duper hyperactive children. God help us.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 69 NEW PAULINIAN REGISTERED NURSES!!! (I do hope tama ang bilang ko.) What I would give to even graduate.

My dearest friends:

Lapiz: I missed your *Christina at 18* parteh. Hope you didn't miss me too much. Ask and you shall receive (ang gift). Punta ka sa debut ni Danielle and let's parteh.

Kim: KIIIIIM!!!! I misshuuuu!!!! Let's reflect! Woohoo!

Maan: Huwawww!!!! Ikaw ba yan? Nagbabasa ka na ng blog?

Kitt: bonding ulit tayo.

Gelai: *Hug*

I MISS 1B!!!!

Nagre-shuffle na kami!

Comment: 2-C nako. Maligaya naman dun! Nyehe!

...Though I terribly miss my friends.

The Kamot Diaries, first edition

THE KAMOT DIARIES

Dear Diary (well this is new. nyehehe),

This day was very a productive one. It was very hot outside so I decided to take a bath. I shaved my legs and stress on "shaved" because I am to poor to have them waxed or to buy the ridiculously overpriced Veet hair removing products. After my bath, I continued to read the book I bought at a bargain store for P60.00. When my eyes started to hurt, I opened the computer and checked my e-mails.

After reviewing my e-mails and realizing that a hundred percent of it was crap (crap is defined as ridiculous chain letters, a must-be-forwarded e-mail for a cancer patient to earn ninety cents per email, a hundred responses from my high school batchmates regarding the yearbook fiasco, a thousand invites to join friendster which I am already a member, and e-mails from Editor Bob [who is editor bob?]) and I don't know why I still bother to check my e-mails. Now my eyes hurt twice as much, and I still anticipate new pirated dvds to intensify my zest for life.

In a nutshell, my day was a mundane one. But what the hell. At least I can dream about going to the movies and watching Nanny McPhee. (I am very excited about that movie. Heehee) Please please let me shade under the roof of the mall tomorrow!!!

Since vacation, I have watched Walk the Line, Brokeback Mountain, Try Seventeen, Center Stage, Wedding Daze, Yours, Mine, Ours, and many others of which didn't seem to make an impact in my life so I easily forgot. Walk the Line was good, and Brokeback Mountain was whoaaaaahhhh. Indeed obscene, but it was entertaining. It was a love story about real gay lovers. It came as a shock because I am only seventeen, still ignorant about the whole homo issues of the world though I may be gifted with a gaydar. I cannot believe my eyeballs didn't pop though, because I always had a crush on Heath Ledger (NOT ANYMORE!) Hands down and hats off to both of them because the characters were well portrayed and I believe that it takes a lot of courage to "do" those things onscreen. Cool. Hehe.

I cannot wait for the 29th. We're planning a bonfire, but we're not going to use blocks of wood. Instead, we're going to burn all of our handouts from the last semester. Revenge to those which took our remaining sanity. Goodbye handouts! Huwahahahah!!!

Last night, I was texting Pusit and Patricia. They are sun subscribers, and because Sun refuses signal inside the house, I am forced to stay outside while being bitten by a hundred mosquitoes. After waking up many mornings filled with rashes which are now worse because of the intense scratching, I searched for and found my mosquito repellant. I seldom scratch now, but my rashes are still ugly. Ako'y patuloy pa ring nagkakamot. Daig ko pa si Pusit sa aking mga pantal. Sana Pusit ay okie na ang mga chicklet mo.

There goes my life. Think it's mundane? Well it is. But it does get better... and worse.

Huwaw. I'm a much bigger mess now.

I met someone during our trip to Subic. Sorry. I'm very committed. Hehe.

heto na.

Okie. So sabi ko itutuloy ko ang aking "gallery". Heto na ang oras para gawin iyon sapagkat inaamag na ako dito. Saan tayo maguumpisa? Huwaa. Siyempre sa aking prends na lab ko. hehe.

Kailangan nito ng matinding eksplenasyon. Una, ang pagmumukhang iyan ay nagiisip kung ano ang mga pagmumukha ng tatlong kaibigan. Pangalawa, manahimik kayo. Pangatlo, si Bb. Pusit ay huwalang tinatago, sensitibo lang talaga ang kanyang ilong. At huli, huwag kayong papaloko. Bading yan.

Ang mga kamay na iyan ay inabuso. Kaya dapat ikaw ay psychic para hindi ka matalo. Simple lang diba?

It's kitt log, sweet pusit, kimbot malambot, andoy poordoy, banana girl, and maantot bantot!

p.s.

Pusit, hi kanila Chicken little uki?! sana di na sila dumami! Pagaling ka pushit!

pfft.

I miss...
Pusit
Maantot
Kimbot
Kitt log
Gelong

***
and

Rufina
Rica blanca
Cristala.

***
Rob Malate. (nyehehe)
Tipol

***
*tears*

nyehehe. as if.

pero totoo, malapit lapit na yun.

a morsel of hope can be the biggest thing in the world

I cried when I hugged Abi this morning.

Yes! I cry stupid!

It was my first day doing the commute thing, and luckily, the person in front and next to me were smelling quite sensational! Good thing I didn't hurl and ruined my perfectly washed and ironed uniform because it would be hell to go back home and change. I arrived at 7:15 with the least enthusiasm to go to class, since I failed to finish my philo outline. Oh dear. I think my pursuit for high grades died when I moved out of the dorm.

I shall forever be a resident of room 22! Hehe. My room mate texted me and told me that they hung a sign "No Vacancy" just in case someone wanted my bed. Hehe. Cute, in fairness. My despair multiplies the more I think about not seeing them everyday, and it's getting severe because I always think about that. I actually feel like I just broke up with someone. Multiply that by three. It's awful. But don't worry Kimbot. I have managed to pull together my remaining happiness + energy for living. Hehe. I'm not going to commit suicide! Hehe. I still have you... and my friends who love and care. Thanks. :)

Evil

I loathe someone right now. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEE. My soul has been invaded by an insane + evil spirit by the way. I am absolutely appalled at this person, and myself for this evil act I am about to do.

@#*&!!!!*&*%%$^ YOU, YOU *&&#(&*@ PIECE OF &*^**!!!

That felt nice :)

***

The person is an evil, ugly, and DECEIVING PIECE OF S*&%. Someday, you will find your equal, and you will fall on your loathesome $&#* and you will be slapped in the A*$. Hard.

I HATE YOU!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I f$^#*$( HATE YOU!

***

I will be changing my blog's name since it is now polluted by profanity. I am embarrassed for you and for myself. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Hard times

It's confirmed. I will no longer live in the dorm for February and March. I have to ride the bus every day and suffer from the commute. Bye, room mates ;(

I feel like hell. But what the heck, we did get a 98 for our PE midterms. Loving Ms. Torres, by the way.

Nice birthday. My last night with my room mates. I'm sad. Issa is even willing to skip math just to celebrate my birthday with me, and I will be enjoying the crap out of next week.

Please, please God. Do help me. :)

energy drinks. exams. tawa moments. bus trips.

EXAMS ARE OVER!

Isang utot para sa social psych. I'm finally discouraged about that dl thing. Thanks a lot *d&hkh*LHK%@H* - now that was profane, pusit.

Haaaaynakupunaman. Narcolepsy ito. The entire week was so tiring, and I'm glad it's over. I think I drank way too much revicon and way way too much coffee. On my way home, the bus I was riding stopped and we had to switch buses. Dukdukan itech sa sobrang sikip sa isan bus. Nevertheless, many many people made me smile (and laugh too hard) this week.

1. .My friends. basta kaya yun. hehe.
2. rica blanca, rufina, cristala. hoooohmaygulay. I'll miss my stress relievers. :(
3. room 22 + room 15. :) haaaaaaay.
4. luis. laftrip to the highest level. dance to the beat of disco music. you can just imagine a 2-year old boy dancing to "Satisfaction".
5. pusit. laftrip ka kanina. "Wait pussiiiittt!!!!! (followed by startled + creeped out stranger).
6. Hanoooo?!?! Oceanology?! Whatda?! I'll always remember you Iris. :)
7. Pusit (ulit) with the butt rubbing giant hanky. Hehe. + Gelai + Kitt (cheer up!!!) + Kat + Nikki + Pau
8. For the people I forgot to mention who made me really smile this week (bangagers na eh...) Thank you!!! Actually, I remember nothing from this week except the events kanina at ang mga hinayups na exams. Pumipikit na naman magisa ang aking mata

You guys really made my week. Without you, I woudn't have endured. Isang kiss at isang hug sa inyo, at isang utot sa mga prof na malabo magpaexam.

How do you keeeeeep the musiicccc plaayiiingggg?!?!?! - lss moments.

***
I'm a bigger mess.